Absolutly Screwed Up Recipe

This potent cocktail packs a punch! Six of these and you'll be experiencing a memorable night (proceed with caution!). A simple yet incredibly effective recipe, perfect for a fun night in with friends (or a very relaxing night in by yourself). This easy-to-make drink requires minimal prep time and delivers maximum impact.

Prep Time 2 mins
Cook Time 1 mins
Calories 118.5 kcal
Protein 0g
Rating 5.0 (4 Reviews)
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Chef Forktionary, author of this recipe

Recipe adapted from Food.com. Standardized by Forktionary.

Ingredients for Absolutly Screwed Up

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How to Make Absolutly Screwed Up

  1. Fill a cocktail shaker with ice.
  2. Add 1.5 oz Absolut Vodka, 1 oz Fresh Lemon Juice, 0.75 oz Simple Syrup, and 3 oz Club Soda.
  3. Shake vigorously until well-chilled (about 15 seconds).
  4. Strain into a chilled coupe or rocks glass.
  5. Garnish with a lemon twist.

Nutrition Information (Approximate per serving)

Sodium

0 g

Sugar

15g

Fat

0g

Carbs

1g

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