Cheap And Dirty Garden Mary Recipe

Spice up your life with this ridiculously easy and delicious Garden Mary cocktail! This vibrant twist on a classic Bloody Mary uses fresh garden green pepper for a healthy(ish!) kick and zesty ponzu lime for a unique citrus burst. Spicy V8 and Bloody Mary mix create a perfectly dirty base, while leafy celery and lemon slices add a touch of elegance. Perfect for parties or a solo celebration! (Makes 4 servings)

Prep Time 5 mins
Cook Time 5 mins
Calories 86.4 kcal
Protein 1g
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Ingredients for Cheap And Dirty Garden Mary

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How to Make Cheap And Dirty Garden Mary

  1. Salt the rims of 4 glasses. Run a lime wedge around the rim of each glass and dip in salt.
  2. Combine oregano and celery seed in a food processor or blender. Pulse until finely ground.
  3. Add the chopped green pepper and pulse until it forms a mushy paste.
  4. Add ponzu lime sauce, salt, pepper, Bloody Mary mix, Spicy V8, ketchup, and hot sauce to the blender.
  5. If using, add the prepared horseradish.
  6. Blend until well combined.
  7. Fill each glass with ice.
  8. Pour 1 shot of vodka into each glass.
  9. Pour the Bloody Mary mixture over the vodka.
  10. Stir gently with a stalk of leafy celery.
  11. Garnish each glass with a celery stalk and a lemon slice.
  12. Enjoy your super delicious, super easy Garden Mary!

Nutrition Information (Approximate per serving)

Sodium

6 g

Sugar

10g

Fat

0g

Carbs

1g

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Frequently Asked Questions

How long does it take to make Cheap And Dirty Garden Mary?

Cheap And Dirty Garden Mary takes about 10 minutes from start to finish — roughly 5 minutes to prepare and 5 minutes to cook.

How many calories are in Cheap And Dirty Garden Mary?

Cheap And Dirty Garden Mary has approximately 86.4 calories per serving, with about 1 g protein, 1 g carbohydrates and 0 g fat.

What ingredients do I need for Cheap And Dirty Garden Mary?

The key ingredients for Cheap And Dirty Garden Mary are Vodka, Spicy Hot V8, Ponzu Sauce, Green Bell Pepper, Oregano, Celery Seed. See the full list with measurements above.

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