Schadenfreude Pie Recipe

Indulge in the bittersweet delight of Schadenfreude Pie, a recipe inspired by John Scalzi's witty musings. This decadent dessert is rich, dark, and intensely flavorful—a perfect small indulgence. Experience the perfect balance of chocolate, spices, and a hint of coffee liqueur. Warning: a little goes a long way! Too much of this intensely satisfying pie might leave you feeling a little… weighed down. Get the recipe and savor every small slice!

Prep Time 20 mins
Cook Time 60 mins
Calories 409.3 kcal
Protein 5g
Rating 5.0 (1 Reviews)
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Recipe adapted from Food.com. Standardized by Forktionary.

Ingredients for Schadenfreude Pie

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How to Make Schadenfreude Pie

  1. Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C).
  2. In a large bowl, cream together 1 cup (2 sticks) melted unsalted butter, 1 cup packed light brown sugar, ½ cup light corn syrup, ¼ cup molasses, and 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon until well combined.
  3. Melt 6 ounces of bittersweet chocolate and gently fold it into the butter mixture.
  4. Beat in 2 large eggs one at a time, mixing well after each addition.
  5. Stir in 2 tablespoons of Kahlua (or other coffee liqueur).
  6. Pour the batter into your prepared 9-inch pie crust.
  7. Bake for 45-50 minutes, or until a knife inserted into the center comes out clean.
  8. Let the pie cool completely on a wire rack for at least 2 hours before slicing.
  9. Serve chilled in small slices, ideally with a glass of ice-cold milk to cut through the richness.

Nutrition Information (Approximate per serving)

Sodium

10 g

Sugar

178g

Fat

37g

Carbs

22g

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