Why Do Squirrels Float Down Rivers On Their Backs Recipe

Discover the surprisingly delicious secret to why squirrels might float on their backs down rivers! This recipe creates irresistible candied pecans with a perfectly crunchy exterior and a melt-in-your-mouth interior. Sweet, salty, and utterly addictive, these pecans are the perfect treat for any occasion. Easy to make and even easier to devour!

Prep Time 5 mins

Cook Time 35 mins

Calories 563.5 kcal

Protein 23g

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How to Make Why Do Squirrels Float Down Rivers On Their Backs

Melt 1/2 cup (1 stick) of unsalted butter in a large, heavy-bottomed pot or skillet over medium heat.
Add 1 cup packed light brown sugar, 1/4 cup granulated sugar, 1/4 cup corn syrup, 1/4 teaspoon salt, and 1 teaspoon vanilla extract. Stir constantly until the sugar dissolves completely and the mixture begins to bubble.
Add 4 cups pecan halves to the pot. Toss gently but thoroughly to ensure all pecans are evenly coated with the sugar mixture.
Reduce heat to low, cover the pot, and cook for 20 minutes, stirring gently every 5 minutes to prevent sticking and ensure even cooking.
Remove from heat and let the pecans cool slightly in the pot. Once they're cool enough to handle, spread them on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper or brown paper bags to prevent sticking.
Allow the pecans to cool completely before storing. This will allow the candy coating to fully set.
Store in an airtight container at room temperature for up to 2 weeks.

Nutrition Information (Approximate per serving)

Sodium

16 g

Sugar

Fat

47g

Carbs

Frequently Asked Questions

How long does it take to make Why Do Squirrels Float Down Rivers On Their Backs?

Why Do Squirrels Float Down Rivers On Their Backs takes about 40 minutes from start to finish — roughly 5 minutes to prepare and 35 minutes to cook.

How many calories are in Why Do Squirrels Float Down Rivers On Their Backs?

Why Do Squirrels Float Down Rivers On Their Backs has approximately 563.5 calories per serving, with about 23 g protein, 3 g carbohydrates and 87 g fat.

What ingredients do I need for Why Do Squirrels Float Down Rivers On Their Backs?

The key ingredients for Why Do Squirrels Float Down Rivers On Their Backs are Unsalted Butter, Reduced Sodium Worcestershire Sauce, Tabasco Sauce, Salad Seasoning, Salt, Garlic Powder. See the full list with measurements above.