Cake From Portal Recipe

Recreate the iconic (and fictional!) cake from the hit game Portal! This recipe playfully takes inspiration from the game's infamous cake, promising a delicious reality in place of the in-game deception. Get ready for a fun and flavorful baking adventure – perfect for gamers and bakers alike!

Prep Time 20 mins
Cook Time 160 mins
Calories 737 kcal
Protein 13g
Rating 4.2 (12 Reviews)
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Chef Forktionary, author of this recipe

Recipe adapted from Food.com. Standardized by Forktionary.

Ingredients for Cake From Portal

  • Not used; recipe prepares a scratch chocolate cake.
  • Optional: Coconut Pecan Frosting (for serving, per instructions to use 'your favorite frosting').
  • 1/2 cup vegetable oil
  • Not used; primary recipe and instructions call for whole eggs.
  • Quantity not specified; optional addition to batter per secondary instructions. Not typically in the original Portal Cake recipe.
  • Not used; primary recipe uses vegetable oil for moisture in the cake, not butter.
  • 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1 cup boiling water
  • Optional: Vanilla Frosting (for serving, per instructions to use 'your favorite frosting').
  • Not used; could be an optional garnish for presentation.
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1 cup milk
  • Quantity not specified Blueberries (optional addition to batter, per secondary instructions).

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How to Make Cake From Portal

  1. Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease and flour a 9x13 inch baking pan.
  2. In a large bowl, cream together the butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla extract.
  3. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, and salt.
  4. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients, mixing until just combined. Be careful not to overmix.
  5. Fold in the chocolate chips and blueberries.
  6. Pour the batter into the prepared pan and spread evenly.
  7. Bake for 30-35 minutes, or until a wooden skewer inserted into the center comes out clean.
  8. Let the cake cool in the pan for 10 minutes before inverting it onto a wire rack to cool completely.
  9. Once cooled, frost with your favorite frosting and enjoy! (Don't expect any portal-related side effects!)

Nutrition Information (Approximate per serving)

Sodium

27 g

Sugar

252g

Fat

65g

Carbs

31g